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Cores

Table Who they field Core vs core Best matchups 1v1 head-to-head

Each core's best 3 races and up to 3 where it's below average (3+ races there).

Core	Races	Earns the point	Best races	Needs work
Cleanest Meanest Penis	81	1.3× avg	1400m 24 gate madness top 3 50% (avg 13%) · 6 1800m 24 gate madness top 3 33% (avg 13%) · 6 1200m 24 gate madness top 3 33% (avg 13%) · 3	2000m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 5 1600m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 9 1200m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 9
Moobs	60	0.7× avg	2200m 22 gate WTA wins 25% (avg 4.5%) · 4 2200m 24 gate madness top 3 13% (avg 13%) · 15	1600m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 9 1200m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 9 1000m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 3
Fire Fang	59	1.3× avg	1800m 24 gate madness top 3 67% (avg 13%) · 6 2000m 22 gate WTA wins 17% (avg 4.5%) · 6 1600m 22 gate WTA wins 11% (avg 4.5%) · 9	1400m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 6 2000m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 5 2200m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 5
Mayor Dinkins	57	1.8× avg	1800m 22 gate WTA wins 67% (avg 4.5%) · 3 1800m 24 gate madness top 3 33% (avg 13%) · 6 1000m 22 gate WTA wins 13% (avg 4.5%) · 8	1200m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 9 1000m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 3 2000m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 6
Rebound Rug	53	1.0× avg	1400m 24 gate madness top 3 33% (avg 13%) · 6 2000m 22 gate WTA wins 17% (avg 4.5%) · 6 1000m 22 gate WTA wins 13% (avg 4.5%) · 8	2200m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 10 1600m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 9 2000m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 3
Blaze Princess	46	0.6× avg	1000m 22 gate WTA wins 13% (avg 4.5%) · 8 1400m 24 gate madness top 3 17% (avg 13%) · 6	1600m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 9 1200m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 9 1200m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 3
Hooray for the USA	41	1.2× avg	1000m 22 gate WTA wins 13% (avg 4.5%) · 8 1200m 24 gate madness top 3 33% (avg 13%) · 3 1200m 22 gate WTA wins 11% (avg 4.5%) · 9	1600m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 9 1000m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 3
King Tubby	40	0.5× avg	2000m 24 gate madness top 3 20% (avg 13%) · 5	1800m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 6 2200m 24 gate madness top 3 6.7% (avg 13%) · 15 2000m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 6
Mollywhopped	39	2.9× avg	1200m 22 gate WTA wins 22% (avg 4.5%) · 9 1000m 24 gate madness top 3 33% (avg 13%) · 3 1600m 22 gate WTA wins 11% (avg 4.5%) · 9	1200m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 3 1000m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 8
Dog's Breakfast	39	0.8× avg	1800m 24 gate madness top 3 33% (avg 13%) · 6 2000m 22 gate WTA wins 17% (avg 4.5%) · 6	2200m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 15 2000m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 5 2200m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 4
Ghost Amazon	38	1.5× avg	2000m 24 gate madness top 3 40% (avg 13%) · 5 2200m 24 gate madness top 3 27% (avg 13%) · 15	1800m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 6 2000m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 4 2200m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 4
Pretty Pimpin	37	0.2× avg	1400m 24 gate madness top 3 17% (avg 13%) · 6	2200m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 15 1800m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 6 2000m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 5
Iron Sovereign	36	1.6× avg	2200m 24 gate madness top 3 27% (avg 13%) · 15 2000m 24 gate madness top 3 20% (avg 13%) · 5	1800m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 6 2000m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 4
Sh!thole Country	34	1.2× avg	1400m 24 gate madness top 3 33% (avg 13%) · 6 1200m 22 gate WTA wins 11% (avg 4.5%) · 9	1200m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 3 1000m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 3 1000m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 8
Risky Biscuit	33	1.0× avg	1000m 22 gate WTA wins 13% (avg 4.5%) · 8 1200m 22 gate WTA wins 11% (avg 4.5%) · 9	2200m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 5 2200m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 4 1600m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 3
Sexy Weekend	33	0.0× avg	—	1400m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 6 1600m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 9 1200m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 9
Devious Means	31	0.0× avg	—	2000m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 5 1600m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 9 2000m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 6
Marmaduke	29	1.9× avg	1600m 22 gate WTA wins 25% (avg 4.5%) · 4 2000m 24 gate madness top 3 33% (avg 13%) · 3 2200m 24 gate madness top 3 20% (avg 13%) · 10	2000m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 4
Bust Out the Whippets	27	0.0× avg	—	2200m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 15 1800m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 6 2000m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 5
Fat Head	26	0.0× avg	—	2200m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 15 1800m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 6 2000m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 5
Operation Mockingbird	26	1.2× avg	1000m 24 gate madness top 3 33% (avg 13%) · 3 1200m 24 gate madness top 3 33% (avg 13%) · 3	1200m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 9 1000m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 8 1400m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 3
Food Stamps	24	0.3× avg	1200m 24 gate madness top 3 33% (avg 13%) · 3	2200m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 10 1400m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 6 1000m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 3
99 Luftballoons	13	0.0× avg	—	1400m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 6 1800m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 4 1200m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 3
Power Vacuum	12	1.3× avg	1000m 24 gate madness top 3 33% (avg 13%) · 3 1400m 24 gate madness top 3 25% (avg 13%) · 4	1200m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 3
Green Tea Mochi Ball	10	0.0× avg	—	2200m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 5
Flat Mars Society	9	3.5× avg	1200m 22 gate WTA wins 33% (avg 4.5%) · 3	1000m 22 gate WTA wins 0.0% (avg 4.5%) · 3
Anklebiter	9	0.0× avg	—	1400m 24 gate madness top 3 0.0% (avg 13%) · 4

Earns the point: how often a core does what wins its team the round — wins the race (1v1, WTA) or finishes top 3 (madness) — against an average entrant (1 in 2 for a 1v1, 1 in 22 for a 22-gate WTA). In big fields only an outright fast time wins, so steady cores that “beat most of the field” can still rarely score there. Best / needs-work segments need 3+ races.

Textbook SZN: Power 61.9, #5. A round is one race of a map; whoever wins it gets the point. Win % here is the share of rounds won in each segment this Season 01, with each round weighted by how often maps reach it (most maps end by round 27–30).