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TableWho they fieldCore vs coreBest matchups1v1 head-to-head

Each core's best 3 races and up to 3 where it's below average (3+ races there). Pick a team in Compare with to unlock best matchups and 1v1 head-to-heads.

CoreRacesEarns the point
Thick thighs save lives460.2× avg
Thrill of the hunt460.9× avg
Mr Rogers431.8× avg
Gnaester382.7× avg
April O'Neil381.9× avg
Boo! Khakis331.6× avg
Flying Gerbil310.0× avg
Beaver Pelt301.3× avg
Bootleg Station Wagon300.7× avg
Uptown Girl280.8× avg
Gozer the Gozerian260.8× avg
Larry²221.8× avg
Jasper's Brat220.6× avg
Colonel Sanders150.0× avg
Malkovich Malkovich?120.0× avg
Lace Panties110.0× avg
Slava Ukraini!80.0× avg
Get some stink on it50.0× avg

Earns the point: how often a core does what wins its team the round — wins the race (1v1, WTA) or finishes top 3 (madness) — against an average entrant (1 in 2 for a 1v1, 1 in 22 for a 22-gate WTA). In big fields only an outright fast time wins, so steady cores that “beat most of the field” can still rarely score there. Best / needs-work segments need 3+ races.

A round is one race of a map; whoever wins it gets the point. Win % here is the share of rounds won in each segment this Preseason 00, with each round weighted by how often maps reach it (most maps end by round 27–30).